[NEWS] 10 main differences between baby ELFs and old ELFs
Diffrence between baby ELF and old ELF:
Baby ELF: OMG, SM LIKES YOU MORE! GO TO HELL!
Old ELF: Unnies! Are boys are treating you well, right?
2. SM not doing much for Super Junior
Baby ELF: F*CK YOU SM! I’LL BURN YOU DOWN!
Old ELF: -sigh- looks like we’re going to have to do everything again
3. Super Junior isn’t getting enough rest
Baby ELF: F*CK YOU SM! LET OUR BOYS REST!
Old ELF: -starts praying that our boys get rest-
4. Super Junior scandal, subject: Dating someone
Baby ELF: -goes to bash on the girl-
Old ELF: 😦 “I hope you’re happy.”
5. Super Junior scandal, subject: Super Junior making fun of someone
Baby ELF: WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NO WAY WOULD THEY DO THAT!
Old ELF: …That can’t be them, is there a reason behind that? I’m…shocked…
6. Super Junior goodies
Baby ELF: I’ll try, but not everything.
Old ELF: SUPER JUNIOR, I’M POOR AND HAVE NO MONEY TO EAT BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU’RE LUCKY I LOVE YOU
7. Super Junior releases an MV
Baby ELF: Oh cool! –watches it, but then gets lazy-
Old ELF: -Say one word of the MV and will know the dance, whose close up, who’s singing, and every single word there is to the song-
Baby ELF: Normal?
Old ELF: Doesn’t have enough money for food and exercise is laughter caused by watching Super Junior on variety shows
9. Listening to other songs.
Baby ELF: (Listening to Mr. Taxi) Tokyo, Seoul, London, New York~
Old ELF: (Listening to Mr. Taxi.) Tokyo, (OMG -starts dancing-), London, New York going, “Oppa Oppa~” I’m so cool~ I’m so cool~ party like a Super Star, (insert Korean words that I’m to lazy to type out) Oppa Oppa! ….How did I get there?
10. Friends knowing about Super Junior?
Baby ELF: friends-knows their names
Old ELF: friends-know their names, English names, birthday, religion, twitter, me2day account, hair color, difference, age, and they have occasional nightmares of them because you will not stop talking about them.
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